Just Another Normal Day...

I got asked to prom today, which then turned into a conversation about my love life...or lack thereof.

Student: "Do you have a boyfriend?"

Me: "Nope."
Student: "What about a maybe boyfriend?"

Me: "I don't have one of those either."
Student: "You need to get on that! You're going to be a teacher so you need to find yourself a sugar daddy. Don't worry, we'll work on it and figure something out!"

A student comes back from the bathroom today...

Student: "I'm really freakin out right now!"

Me: "What happened?"
Student: "I accidentally gauged my ear!"

Me: "How does that even happen?!"

Student: "I don't know, but it did!"

Me: "Here's a picture of Biden and his freakishly white teeth. He kinda looks like a less orange version of Bob Barker."

Student: "Bob's the man! Plinko!!"

My students are so smart :)

My government kids got their tests back today.

Student: "Cha Chi, do you want my test back so you can hang it on your fridge?"

My cooperating teacher and I will be gone tomorrow for a field trip with some of our freshmen. 4th period's biggest concern was whether or not they could still have Firework Friday. In the end, I added Firework Friday to the sub plans.

In econ, students read articles and then created supply and demand graphs based on the article. One student decided to read the article out loud in various accents. I think the entire class was in tears from laughter. So fun.

Golden Nugget: Abe Lincoln was a bit of a freak! When he first met his wife at a party, his line was "I want to dance with you in the worst way".